What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...