Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...