Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...