glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...