Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...