What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...