Happens
For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...