What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.