What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...