What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
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Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
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How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...