Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...