Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!