Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.