Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...