USENET Parody
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Some police quotes
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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Tyson Excuses!
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Scorcher Murphy
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A young naval student
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Microsoft trademarks TM
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