Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...