Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...