Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.