Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...