If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...