Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...