The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...