Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...