Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
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The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...