How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...