A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
We could have been here sooner
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Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...