Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...