If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...