The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...