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An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
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If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
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The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
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Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...