If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...