Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...