Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
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Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.