What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...