Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...