Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!