Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...