Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...