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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...