Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...