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|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...