Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...