A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...