Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!