Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...