Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...