99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...