Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...