Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...