Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...