Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...