Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....