5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...